May 2013
55 posts
whorville:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
Anonymous asked: Someone asked me why I'm pretty so I wanted to tell you you're handsome :).
katherlne:
katherlne:
I really wanna go buy a latte but it’s 7pm so I prob shouldn’t
u did not
When I'm shuffling
Expectation
Reality
what i if told you
you the read first line wrong
same with the second
superdoodles:
smokeporch:
1 2 3 4 5
oh my goshhhh. XD
1 tag
SO I JUST MADE A WEBSITE FOR A GIRL WHO IS AWESOME...
I’m a fucking genius
http://johnstonsurvey.co.nf/
3 tags
No braces? No problem
James: Heyyy bff you should totally be our secret keeper yeah??
Sirius: Nah dude. My animagus form, the reflection of my innermost soul, is a dog, the most loyal animal ever. You should probably go with guy who turns into a rat instead, the universal symbol for betrayal.
James: Ahh yeah dude you're right omg kay cool thanks bro
dameofspace:
pandyssian:
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
Reblog this and check your inbox in two hours.
cake-full-of-fist:
ask-killingfantasy8:
ciel-dog-phantomhive:
crys-love:
tor-o-saurus:
thebigmystery42:
….sorta scared?….
your url makes this 10x creepier
I’ll be waiting, 2 hours timer is set
look at the notes.
Okay, we’ll be waiting.
Fucking shit……
What the actual fuck you guys WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK ¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¿¿!
TESTING TESTING 123
2 tags
shubbabang:
I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in
And then someone or something that isn’t yours
gets in that space
and you just
When you walk by your ex & you know you look good.
laugh-addict:
So I am home alone. All weekend. PARTAY TIME!
just kidding I have to study for AP exams because life.
That moment when you're playing hide and seek and...
laugh-addict:
Other people during finals:
laugh-addict:
Me during finals:
God fucking dammit
League why do you ruin my life? I was perfectly happy being a regular fucking person but nooo. You’ve got me staying up till two in the morning playing ranked games with a community I hate because they are fucking assholes. And why do I do it? TO ESCAPE THE ASSHOLES. BUT IT NEVER. ENDS.
Trust in friends
laugh-addict:
Expectation
Reality
My friends are equally this asshole.
drarna:
sleepwalking-elite:
drarna:
GUYS WE REALLY NEED TO START CALLING STONERS THE WEED FANDOM
Go fuck yourself that is the worst fucking idea ever just no leave us alone
i’m sorry did i hurt your feels
Well THAT escalated quickly.
drarna:
hey kid wanna see a dead career [brings you to a 30 foot tall pile of rick astley vinyl]
It sounds like your trying to sell him drugs. That would be a better option though.
2 tags
Senior Quotes?
What is your Senior Quote Ideas guise?
“Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years.” is probably mine.
I'm more of a Jack of All Trades, Master of None...
superwholockian-in-camelot:
TUMBLR AND THE BLOGGER SITTIN IN A TREE
C-R-E-Y-I-N-G
FIRST COMES SIGN UP
THEN COMES ADDICTION
THEN COMES LOTS OF GAY FAN FICTION
““Don’t you know that slavery was outlawed?”
“No,” the guard said, “you’re...”
– Assata (via michellehuxtable)
(via notesofanativesister)
Shits cray yo
When you receive your exam paper and you failed.
lolsofunny:
laughingstation:
(lol here!)
“Some men just want to watch the world fire.”
– Me on the subject of stealing kindle fires for our school yearbook
orgasmic-humor:
studies have shown that the best music to listen to when you’re fucking sad as fuck is Kings of Leon
& Don’t be afraid to add some coldplay or young the giant in there
trust me.
im a doctor
Or Death Cab For Cutie, or Macklemore and Ryan Lewis
Trust me, I know a thing or two about nothing
sherlockbringthejam:
a-tolkien-for-your-thoughts:
castielyousonofabitch:
villainihavedonethymother:
crateshya:
darknephilim:
thesickestjokes:
Turquoise is the best colour in the world. It’s cyantifically proven.
you fucking didnt
COLOR
PUNS
That just blue me away.
I know I’ve red this somewhere before.
i pink that’s the best joke i’ve heard
you guys make me wanna...
Don't you hate it when you have two blogs and you...
When someone interrupts you whilst on Tumblr
Do you wanna die?
When you gain followers
rainsfell:
how do i get over someone who i never dated
You don’t
So I was walking in the hall and
Me: Hi!
Her: *Ignores existence*
Me: Whatever, bitch.
Her: Excuse me?!?
Me: Oh, you can hear me. Just checking.
And that my friends is how to lose people you like really quickly.