phoenios:

Team Rocket burns you at the speed of light.

(Source: larvitarr)

whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

Anonymous asked:
Someone asked me why I'm pretty so I wanted to tell you you're handsome :).

I approve.

katherlne:

katherlne:

I really wanna go buy a latte but it’s 7pm so I prob shouldn’t

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u did not

When I’m shuffling

Expectation

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Reality

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(Source: oafishly)

what i if told you

you the read first line wrong

same with the second

(Source: unslain)


liddo-cait:

i reblogged this before but we actually started playing this game and it has resulted in spilled drinks, flying cigarettes, and friends getting hit in the gut with 5lb crystal balls

it is fantastic

(Source: lickettysplitt)

superdoodles:

smokeporch:

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oh my goshhhh. XD

(Source: sly80)